What would you be ….

…if you were a song?

“Farewell ride” by Beck

or

“Workingman’s blues #2” by Bob Dylan

…if you were car?

Rolls Royce Phantom

 

…if you were an instrument?

My guitar, my piano, my brushes, my camera.

 

…if you were a fruit?

Mango

 

 …if you were a wine?

My own vintage : “Coucher de soleil” Bordeau Grave

 

…if you were a tree?

A Baobab or an olive tree

 

…if you were a bird?

A buzzard

 

…if you were a fish?

A tench

 

…if you were a president?

The next one elected

 

…if you were a disease?

Chap or sunburn, something on the skin

 

…if you were an insect?

A scarab

 

…if you were a building?

An ordinary hut built over a fallout shelter

 

…if you were an athlete?

Mike Tyson or Derek Jetter

 

…if you were a street?

36^th Street NY City

 

…if you were a color?

Fluo Orange (the color of work)

 

…if you were a TV show?

Deal or No Deal

 

…if you were a drug?

Art

 

…if you were an alcoholic drink?

Mirabelle plum moonshine

 

…if you were a museum?

Moma

 

…if you were a bridge?

Brooklyn Bridge

 

…if you were a card’s game?

Tarot

 

…if you were type of music?

Urban-zen Blues-rock

 

…if you were a monkey or an ape?

A colobus

 

…if you were a dog breed?

A wild-hot-dog Argentin mastiff

 

…if you were a handy man’s tool?

A sander

 

…if you were a book?

“Foreskin’s lament” by Shalom Auslander

or “Blink” by Malcolm Gladwell

 

…if you were a ice cream flavor?

Crunchy almond in caramel toffee

 

…if you were a comic book character?

The Simpson’s  “Comic book guy”

 

…if you were an American state?

New York

 

…if you were a movie?

“Babel” (2006) by Lajandro Gonzales Inarritu

or “Escape from Alcatraz” (1979) by Don Siegel

 

…if you were a means of communication?

Art & Music

 

…if you were a predator?

A cynical banker

 

…if you were a phase of the moon?

Waxing Crescent Moon (5^th day crescent)

 

…if you were an ocean?

Indian Ocean

 

…if you were a sex position?

The “blue dream butterfly” (to be invented)

 

…if you were a deck’s card?

King of spades

 

…if you were a bed time story?

The hare and the tortoise

 

…if you were a mountain?

The Appalachians

 

…if you were a poem?

“Happiness” by Raymond Carver

 

…if you were a theatre play?

“Waiting for Godot” by Samuel Beckett

or “Equus” by Peter Shaffer

 

…if you were a famous thief?

An asian counterfeiter

 

…if you were a famous psychopath?

Crocodile or “any first one” (to be the first one to reach your goal, you might have to kill without emotion and remorse)

 

…if you were a river?

The Seine (France)

 

…if you were a woman?

Martina Hingis, Bessie Coleman or Louise Nevelson

 

…if you were an emperor?

Napoleon (self proclaimed)

 

…if you were capital sin?

Gluttony

 

…if you were a fabric?

Hemp cloth

 

…if you were a swearword?

“Fait chier”

 

…if you were a climate?

Moderate Mediterranean

 

… if you were desert?

Simpson desert (in Australia)

Answered by CharlElie, July 2011

July 25, 2011 | Categories: Meet CharlElie in 50 | Tags: Blink, Bob Dylan, Phantom | Leave A Comment »